Bio

Quimby Danger was born on St. Patrick's day 2004, while her Mother was babysitting
two other children. She is the eldest of four. She is a proud older sister. Danger was born in the
countryside of the Berkshires, Massachusetts, and had a notable, but brief rebellious stunt in
Berkeley, California.
Danger grew up in the households of starving artists, eventually becoming a
photographer, writer, and film-maker herself. Her Mom secretly wanted her to go to RISD.
Quimby believes RISD is too pretentious for its own good. Quimby is also a pretentious
hypocrite. She herself is now pursuing her undergrad degree in photography at the Maine College of Art & Design.
Quimby has ugly duckling syndrome. While she was still considered ugly, she acquired a
co-depent porn addiction with her conventionally attractive friend. This began her obsession with
sex and desire. Quimby is now a total freak and a pervert – she is rumored to be a sex witch.

QUIMBY DANGER

Contact:
qdanger@gmail.com

@quimmby

@QDanger

Statement

Did you know that you can make wine in your closet? All you need is a gallon of
grape juice, some yeast, and a little bit of time. There’s only a 3⁄4 chance that you'll get very
sick, but there’s a 100% chance you'll get tipsy. I learned that with my girls at a sleepover.
There was puke everywhere.
Normally, you don't know what girls do at sleepovers, but I could show you if you’d
like. We tend to keep secrets, so you’d be lucky to see. Fair warning, I'm a pervert, and a
troublemaker.
Abject, feral, filth. Horny, and unafraid, your grandmother’s worst nightmare. No
longer accepting the act of objectifying or glorifying girlhood. Illuminate the grime. Take a
step away from pasteles and lace. Instead, think of backlights, blood, and cum glowing in
front of your eyes.

Why are you still looking?
Do you like it?